let's level the playing field

Today I was reading some posts on a pregnancy forum and some of them really irritated me. "My baby daddy is cheating on me!". "How do I do a DNA test to find out who the father is?". "I am pregnant with my fourth and not happy.". And here all of us have to spend a fortune on treatments, tests and drugs or adoption to have a baby and some of these women pop them out like a Pez dispenser. So I thought that we should level the playing field. Natural conception should be outlawed! Everyone has to do IVF to have a baby. Free IVF! Just think about it. No one would ever have to wonder who the father is. This would eliminate paternity testing and a lot of child support disputes. No one night stand babies! No unwanted pregnancies. No teen pregnancies. Foster care would be greatly reduced as crack whores and child abusers would not keep having kids. Not only all of this, but everyone would have a better understanding of the difficulties of infertility as we would all, for the most part, have the same success rates. And to top it off, we infertiles would get free IVF. And then we would never have to hear "Why don't you just do IVF?" ever again! Because you know IVF is so easy!!!! Now we can all do it!