Monday, May 24, 2010
It's saggy, it's flabby....
It makes me kinda crabby!! My belly, that is! This guy has a better baby bump than I do! How sad is that?!?!?! I am now nearing my 3rd trimester (1 week away) and I still look F-A-T. I hear other women complain because everyone wants to rub their belly. I wish!!! My niece's mom did rub my belly the other day, but she rubbed the well rounded top that was just fat. Maddie is still by my belly button. I kept hoping that she wouldn't rub any lower or she would have encountered my dent. I should invent some belly putty! I bet all chubby chicks with a B belly would swarm to buy it. I could make a fortune!
I wore a dress to church yesterday that, while standing, gives me a nice bump. But when I sit my belly morphs and contorts into a squishy blob and leaves me with all this extra fabric bunched in the front of me. I am now one of those women that you see and wonder "Hmmm...is she pregnant?? Or just fat??". In the next 14 weeks I hope to POP! Or maybe I should just go to a maternity clothing store and swipe one of their falsie bumps!!! ;-)
Posted by Jess at 8:30 AM