There are so many bad things about infertility that sometimes we just need to find a few positives in there somewhere. So here ya go, the positives of this crazy roller coaster ride:
*You become an expert on the inner working of the uterus and ovaries.
*You get to learn to self-administer injections.
*You know more medical terms than the average doctor.
*Your dogs are your kids. You can dress them, talk baby talk to them, and have enough room for them to sleep in your bed.
*You can legally lock said "kids" in a cage.
*When your kids ask how babies are made you can honestly say "At the doctor's office".
*You can hold your own in a retirement center when the seniors discuss their ailments and diseases.
*The RE's office is like your very own CHEERS: where everybody knows your name.
*You get very good at standing on your head.
*Mani's and Pedi's..need I say more.
*The money that you would have spent on diapers and formula can be used for designer handbags.
*You can have sex in the back seat of a car and not worry about getting knocked up.
The last one was my favorite :)!
ReplyDeleteThose are great!! Mani's and Pedi's.... ahhh soo nice!! =)
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