Our journey through infertility, failed adoptions and now parenthood through the miracle of embryo adoption/donation.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Positives of Infertility

There are so many bad things about infertility that sometimes we just need to find a few positives in there somewhere. So here ya go, the positives of this crazy roller coaster ride:

*You become an expert on the inner working of the uterus and ovaries.

*You get to learn to self-administer injections.

*You know more medical terms than the average doctor.

*Your dogs are your kids. You can dress them, talk baby talk to them, and have enough room for them to sleep in your bed.

*You can legally lock said "kids" in a cage.

*When your kids ask how babies are made you can honestly say "At the doctor's office".

*You can hold your own in a retirement center when the seniors discuss their ailments and diseases.

*The RE's office is like your very own CHEERS: where everybody knows your name.

*You get very good at standing on your head.

*Mani's and Pedi's..need I say more.

*The money that you would have spent on diapers and formula can be used for designer handbags.

*You can have sex in the back seat of a car and not worry about getting knocked up.


2 comments:

  1. Those are great!! Mani's and Pedi's.... ahhh soo nice!! =)

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